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For some reason, this man could. One fine day, a man goes to gather coconuts. He takes his horse along with a cart. Soon, the man reaches his destination along with his horse.

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The man finds many coconut trees and. This is one of the most funny kids stories. There lived two fishermen, who also happened to be close friends. One day they decide to go fishing together. So off they went with their equipment and fishing rods. Years ago, a man inherited a house when his uncle died.

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Ofem February 21, , pm. Soon enough, unexpected things start happening and the true face of every person in the household starts to come out. He decided to put an end to this. An American farmer was on holiday in Wales. Will bank accounts automatic close? This book is not yet featured on Listopia. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

The house he inherited was situated on a hill in another town. The man heard various. I'll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you!

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But if you say just one word, it's 50 dollars. Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter. The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter or Ethel.

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I've got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn't.

I'm really impressed! Walter replied, "Well to be honest I almost said something when Ethel fell out but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars! She says, "God bless mommy, daddy, and grandma, rest in peace grandpa.

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That night he tucks his daughter into bed again and once again he hears her saying her prayers. She says, "God bless mommy and daddy, rest in peace grandma. Sure enough, he hears her say, "God bless you mommy, rest in peace daddy. The following day Bill is in a complete mess all day in work; a real nervous wreck.

He constantly checks the clock, looks around the room and is on edge all the time expecting to die at any moment. He is so nervous that he doesn't leave the office until it's past midnight. Once it turns midnight he says to himself with relief, "How is this possible? I should be dead! She asks him, "Where have you been?

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One day after a story about Noah's ark, and how Noah led pairs of animals to the safety of the ark. The little boy asked, 'Granddad, you are very old, were you in Noah's ark? In the year the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said, 'Once again, the earth has become wicked and over populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.

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Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans. Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark. Where is the Ark? I needed Building Regulations Approval and I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbours claim that I should have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the site, even though in my view it is a temporary structure.

Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it. Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl.

I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go! They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space. Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.

I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many disabled carpenters I'm supposed to hire for my building team.